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He said okay, you're ugly too. One liner tags: insults, rude, ugly 87.97 % / 2352 votes. You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left. One liner tags: insults, intelligence, rude, stupid 85.25 % / 3894 votes.
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